"Oasis Rulebook, Basic Edition, Volume 1"

by Crypter

Welcome to Oasis. Please remember the following basic rules.

1.

① The Professor is the leader of Oasis, please obey all orders issued by the Professor. If an order is to be carried out over an extended period of time and someone else gives you a conflicting order, always adhere to the Professor's instructions, unless the conflicting order comes from Persicaria.

② The second-in-command in Oasis is the Professor's assistant. Anyone can compete for this position as long as the specific requirements are met, which have relatively little to do with the candidate's capability and relevant experience. Rather, things like appearance, demeanor, habits, fashion sense, background, pets, etc. are of greater import.

③ The Professor's assistant is only the second-in-command in Oasis only when the position is occupied by Persicaria.

④ The relevant requirements and criteria of being the Professor's assistant change periodically. Do not question the rationale. Only the Professor knows.

⑤ The identity of a Doll's creator may also have an impact on their chances of becoming the Professor's assistant, and by "creator", I do not mean the manufacturer.

⑥ When on duty as the Professor's assistant, you will have to mutter to yourself every now and then. You can repeat your utterance, but please at least have three sets of lines prepared. It is also advised that you set an alarm to remind yourself to say something at specific times. You can get a timetable template from Persicaria.

⑦ As the Professor's assistant, you must master delivering social greetings in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, and in the evening. The same applies to felicitations for a variety of festivals and special occasions. This is basic social etiquette here in Oasis. You must say your greetings whether the Professor is present or not.

2.

① Avoid flaunting your combat or healing prowess or your workload will likely increase.

② Do not slack off at 10:00-11:00 and 19:00-20:00 Monday to Saturday. Even if you do, avoid being spotted by Persicaria, and keep away from the open area outside the Oasis Complex, because Her gaze wanders over there from time to time.

③ You may slack off on Sunday and public holidays, because She does that too.

④ If She catches you slacking, consider offering egg-stuffed pancakes in exchange for forgiveness. Or maybe lamb skewers.

⑤ Once you have Her forgiveness, count at least 996 sheep before going to sleep that night.

⑥ Don't worry if the Professor catches you slacking. Just emphasize the fact that you had no choice but to slack off, and the Professor will let it slide.

⑦ If you catch the Professor slacking, report it to Persicaria.

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